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Musics™

Can never find the dashboard when you need it!

Okay, this is what happened:

We caught a spammer on our forum. We tracked him down. We reported him to everybody, Google, etc., and to phpBB.com While waiting for help on another problem at phpBB.com we perused the discussions. There was someone encouraging eating cow brains. We stated the case that this was stupid. We were told that we were trolls and flamers. We protested. Meanwhile the fourth in command at Homeland Security got caught in the round up. What we had reported to Google and phpBB.com was a network of professionals in the "scripting" business targeting children for child pornography. They got caught. They were operating out of Canada, Washington, D.C., and Delaware, same places where we found the scriptors who were trying to blame the Russians. Everything eventually boiled down to Canada and Victor Storm at a snupigood domain. He was hijacking Google searches and falsifying links to redirect searches to his porno sites and gambling sites.

Then phpBB.com got very angry with us for catching these Canadian scriptors.

They did not like us telling them not to eat cow brains.

They did not like us telling them that people who eat cow brains are stupid.

They ordered us to obey their will or face their wrath.

We chose to take them on; bring it on sucker! Bring it on! We be's boyz from the hood and we ain't puttin up with Cannuck threats, besides, our hockey team can whip your hockey team any day of the week! Go Flyers!

They banned us.

It makes us wonder: porno dudes, scriptors, more hard headed than Adolf Hitler? Could there be a relationship between phpBB.com and pornography? Maybe only Michael Moore can find out! Like "Fahrenheit 911" none of the Cannucks wanted to discuss anything, just like our congressmen.

I told the Cannucks we'll now be investigating "baby bombers," you know, those guys who say it was okay to drop 1,000 lb bombs, scuds, and napalm on poor little two year olds in Iraq simply because "that's the price of war." Doh! Maybe to Adof Hitler, who was the first to bomb innocent civilians, but not to any true American I know! Maybe Canada is different, maybe in Canada it's okay to murder babies, but it's not here in America!

Nor is pornography an acceptible lifestyle. And all of this depends on Freedom of Expression and the right to catch these heinous criminals and to talk about how Canadian beef products contain mad cow desease.

So, basically, we said that dictatorial censorship was stupid.

We got banned from phpBB.com

end of story.

Cy b e r S o n g s

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